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My favorite online flash games

Published by Eric Blum on January 5, 2008 in All, Cool stuff, Gaming, Internet, Lists and Websites. 5 Comments

I have found that online flash games are extremely popular. This is probably because you (usually) don’t have to wait a long time to download it and they are free. Unfortunately because they are free they usually aren’t good/playable and they aren’t updated often/ever. But there are some that stand out. I am here to tell you in no particular order what those games are.

1. Dwarfs Complete
http://lineage2.plaync.jp/l2fun/flashGame.aspx

This addicting puzzle game is very nice for several reasons. It automatically saves your progress (using cookies i guess). It’s not too hard but there is a level of mind power that is required to solve the various puzzles. The site is in Japanese but just ignore it and play the game. The game itself is about a dwarf who I think is trying to get off of either an abandoned planet or the moon. To complete the game you need to find 40 pieces of equipment create a floating rock and activate the spaceship to get off the moon/planet. You control your character with the arrow keys and you can use various tools you make from materials by clicking on them. I really liked this game and I recommend it to people who like puzzle games.

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Crazy hard mario mod

Published by Eric Blum on January 4, 2008 in Blogs, Lists, Nokia and media. 0 Comments

This has to be the hardest version of Mario ever. I would kill the person who made it.

Procrastination

Published by Eric Blum on December 14, 2007 in All, Funny and Lists. 2 Comments

Ten reasons why you should procrastinate

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Have you ever wondered?

Published by Eric Blum on December 5, 2007 in All, Cool stuff, Funny and Lists. 0 Comments

If anyone’s had the chance to catch a Mr. Micah Armstrong (originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami but left because they were hypocrites) on their campus, then I’m sure you’ve come to one conclusion…….apparently you’re going to hell.

The reasons include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blonde
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn’t though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they’re still paying for Eve’s sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future

Don’t Worry. Hell is Going to be a Party. Based on Micah’s prediction Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, and Martin Luther King are already there.

The only one not there will be Micah. He will be very lonely…

Cited from: Vogel, Andrew. “FW:.” 3 Dec. 2007.

And thats MLA for you.

25 Signs That You’ve Grown Up

Published by Patrick DeVivo on December 1, 2007 in All, Funny and Lists. 3 Comments

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up”.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up”.

10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good shit”.

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again”.

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking, “Oh shit, what the hell happened?”